Life Lessons

Jenny: Btw I learned a very valuable life lesson last night...don't drink wine and paint your nails at the same time.

Scrubs Storm

Jenny: The newest tropical storm is named Dorian....  Does the storm like appletinis and sticking pennies in doors?

Mel: Lmfao! If you listen closely, you can hear it coming: ".......eeeeeagle"

The Dark Ages

Mel: I'm watching a show on H2 (love having this channel!!) about the Dark Ages...spoiler alert, they sucked.

Jenny: LOL that sounds awesome! ...the show, not the dark ages

Mel: Hahah I assumed that's what you meant lol unless you've grown a sudden fondness for plague and dirt farming

Jenny: Oh Damn gurl don't u know?  Plagues and dirt are my thang... Lol.
...Idk why I decided to make that ghetto

Mel: It was a nice touch

Hip President

Jenny: I'm watching a show about Lee and Grant and the narrator goes "Lincoln tells (general somebody) to, quote, put up or shut up"...yeah, im sure thats a direct quote.  Did he also say "haters gonna hate"?

Mel: Hahaha oh, absolutely. And as he walked away he threw up a peace sign and said "deuces!"

Jenny: Lmfao!!!!  I can see that