Space, Man

Mel: Fun fact: out there, floating around in space, are clouds made of alcohol. Space beer clouds. Think about that.

Jenny: That's pretty dope. I 'd love to get my hands on a good beer cloud.

Baby Goat

Jenny: Told my cat I'm getting a baby goat...she was obviously pumped

Thorsday Thursday

Mel: H2 has a special about thor on right now...He's rocking a rather unfortunate headband.

Jenny: What??!  That's sad but awesome at the same time...why is h2 talking about Thor??

Mel: It's a show, clash of the gods. I was just watching about medusa, who was a little bitch to Athena who then said "fuck you" and turned her into a snake lady

Jenny: I wondered what her deal was w snake hair

Mel: This show clearly doesn't know what it's talking about, it's saying that Loki was Thor's servant...umm no he's his brother who is full of a lot of misplaced aggression and daddy issues

Jenny: Hahahaha uhh yeah! Duh! Everyone knows that

Taco Bell

Jenny: I guess I was more shocked but excited that a man who makes $400/hour enjoys taco bell lol

Camping

Mel: I'm playing "how long can I go without a bra?", camping edition.

Jenny: LOLLL omg love it...I'm guessing all weekend.

Mel: Jess just told me I have to put one on when we go out for dinner...slavedriver. lmao

There's One in Every Class

Jenny: Omg this old guy walked into class and goes, "So is Lancelot gonna get laid or what?" ...awkward.

Teaching Memoir

Mel: If I ever wrote a teaching memoir, it would be called "God Bless Post-It Notes" or maybe "Pick That Pencil Up or So Help Me"

Guest Star: Sarah

Sarah: Hi guys so today I found out that if a RIPTA bus hits you you get free tuition here

Shady Expertise

Jenny: I'm watching "cities of the underworld"... And the host AND his expert are American... I'm calling bullshit on her being an expert in ancient Rome history...Everyone knows experts in ancient history are always British

Scrubs

Jenny: So I asked a lady today if she knew what a "scrub" was...and she goes, a bug?  I said, its a guy that can't get no love from me! Lol

Mel: Hahahaha

Jenny: I told that to this guy Greg and he was dying...he emailed me saying "Scrub - AKA a buster" lol so I said, yeah, Scrub - noun. A guy that thinks he's fly

Mel: I believe i am familiar... Does he also just sit on his broke ass?

Jenny: Yes! He hangs out the passenger side of his best friends ride and tries to holla at me! Hahaha

Mel: Well I want no part of that

Jenny: Nah, i don't want no scrub

Guest Edition: Kris

Kris: Guys...straight up just watched a monk get out of a black tinted Honda civic at work

Life Lessons

Jenny: Btw I learned a very valuable life lesson last night...don't drink wine and paint your nails at the same time.

Scrubs Storm

Jenny: The newest tropical storm is named Dorian....  Does the storm like appletinis and sticking pennies in doors?

Mel: Lmfao! If you listen closely, you can hear it coming: ".......eeeeeagle"

The Dark Ages

Mel: I'm watching a show on H2 (love having this channel!!) about the Dark Ages...spoiler alert, they sucked.

Jenny: LOL that sounds awesome! ...the show, not the dark ages

Mel: Hahah I assumed that's what you meant lol unless you've grown a sudden fondness for plague and dirt farming

Jenny: Oh Damn gurl don't u know?  Plagues and dirt are my thang... Lol.
...Idk why I decided to make that ghetto

Mel: It was a nice touch

Hip President

Jenny: I'm watching a show about Lee and Grant and the narrator goes "Lincoln tells (general somebody) to, quote, put up or shut up"...yeah, im sure thats a direct quote.  Did he also say "haters gonna hate"?

Mel: Hahaha oh, absolutely. And as he walked away he threw up a peace sign and said "deuces!"

Jenny: Lmfao!!!!  I can see that

Just Your Average Walk in the Woods

Mel: This walk is exhibiting signs of a horror movie..."huh this part of the trail is closed, wonder why..." And "wow that bit of woods to our immediate left got quite a bit of damage...recently" "actually I don't know where this trail goes" "haha this is like that time we almost got lost"....all we're missing is ominous crashing sounds in the woods and an early sunset

Jenny: Lol!! Omg its getting darker too... Oooohhhh spooky...ur not hearing coyote howls are u lol

Mel: No...not yet. Dun dun DUNNN

#MorganaProblems

Jenny: I'm watching a season one episode now because I can't stand when they don't know Morgana is evil and she evil-smirks up the place.

Mel: Righttt that too! I only like her good, and known to be evil. That dramatic irony suckkks.

Jenny: Yes! Me too. I just get frustrated when they are all, "Hmm, I wonder who is fucking up our plans. Hey, Morgana looks suspicious but nahhh, can't be her."

Mel: "Who was that cackling? Oh, just Morgana? Right then, back to finding whoever is sabotaging us."

Jenny: "Tell NO ONE of our secret quest! ...Except for Morgana who seems to spend a lot of time sneaking out of the citadel at night."

River Monsters Season Premiere: A Cheerful Episode About Faces Being Ripped Off

J: I want J-Wade to narrate my life
M: RIGHT? Forget Morgan Freeman, J Dubs has the voice of an angel

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J: Swimming in brown water seems like a red flag...

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M: Oh, good, a freshwater sting ray. Nowhere is safe.
J: I'm sticking to pool water from now on.
M: Seriously. Although, knowing our luck, that'll be the next episode. "Chlorine Killers: Guess Who's Lurking in the Deep End"

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J: "They are very dangerous...so I'm gonna pick it the hell up."
M: Hahah Jeremy Logic.

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J: Dude no way am I sleeping in a hammock with a bunch of crocs.

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J: Here's a question...what does he eat in these dangerous terrains? Cocaine, maybe? Lol
M: That would explain so much!!
J: Holy crap! Did you see that chicken on stilts? Wtf!
M: What is happening right now?
J: All that coke is turning people...and animals...crazy.
M: That dog looks super coked out.
J: Lmaoo deff.

Good Life Decisions

Mel: Sooo stephanie bought a knife this weekend....we may be seeing her on the news sometime soon lol

Bar

Mel: ARE YOU REALLY AT A BAR WITH YOUR DAD?? THAT IS AWESOME.

Jenny: Yep! Lmao. He's telling me I'm bringing him down and he can't get a girl cuz I'm here...um he's in sweatpants lol. I can't get a guy cuz he's here.

Mel Watches James Bond

Melissa: Felix!!

Jenny: Love him!!!!  USA! USA! Hahahaa....Yeahhh he's so cool ...not Michael Westen cool but that'd be crazy lol

Melissa: Omfg can you imagine a Bond/Westen partnership? So damn beautiful

Jenny: THAT would be aca-amazing

Nemo

Mel: How early is too early for Snow Day Wine?