Someone Should Really Get On That

Mel: You know, someone should write one of those "picked by lottery" stories, and make it seem really obvious the main character is gonna get picked, but then have the drawing ten pages in and just be like "and then I didn't get picked, the end" and the rest of the pages are blank.

Guest edition: Steph

(After a rough night out)

Mel: How ya doing there, champ?

Steph: My pjs are on backwards.

Mel: That is the greatest possible response to that question.