Tests Would Be Soo Much Easier

Mel: My sister's studying for her anatomy test and she's quizzing my dad from her study guide. She asked a true false question, and literally: "Uh, true." "Wrong." "...By true I meant false."

Cougar Town-Sized Wine Glasses

Jenny: Exact quote from Steven: "Looks like you're in luck [for your giant wine glass] Big Frank! Ordered him today, you'll be crying into him in no time!"

Feeling Musical

Mel: You know, you are totally to blame for me listening to South Pacific which led to Anything Goes which sent me to Annie Get Your Gun....now I'm listening to Bye Bye Birdie and having high school feels.

Jenny: Ummmm you're welcome?

Bond. James Bond. (Is Hot)

Jenny: I'd see almost anything with Daniel Craig in it. His back is beautiful. I love a good hard muscular back.

Mel: THANK YOU!!! I get weird looks when I say it but I SO AGREE.

Jenny: Definitely my favorite body part other than biceps. And Daniel definitely has the best back.

Mel: Ugh love it...I get so happy whenever I see him in that beer train commercial.

Jenny: YESS I love that commercial... Heineken is obviously a sponsor of the movie because two people drank one in two different moments.

Mel: That's the best, when you can spot product placement in movies a mile off and you're just like "...subtle."
Jenny: Oh yeah...it's a bright green bottle for God's sake! Heineken seems a little more legit than if say Bond was drinking Coors Light.

Mel: Oh, I was under the impression that Bond shotgunned Keystone...

Jenny: And Dubra. Being a spy doesn't pay all that much. Can't go crazy. Oh, and thank you for allowing me to open Pinterest and see Daniel Craig haha.

Mel: No problem! Thank YOU for reminding me that I needed to add him to my man candy board.