Hyperspace Hangover

Mel: So, I'm watching The Universe...Actual quote: "We can understand hyperspace by comparing it to a mug of beer." MY KIND OF SCIENCE.

Jenny: Whaattt?! Mine too! Why wasn't science class more like that?

That's Not Very Nice, Dictionary...

Jenny: This is in my law dictionary ...look at #1 Lol

Mel: WOW. Haha. "See: peasants."

Explosive Revelation

Jenny: I was watching a show on ancient weaponry...I'm kinda thinking I don't wanna be on the team that accidentally discovered gunpowder..

Mel: Soo...I just got a bra that clips in the front, and I'm just wondering...WHY THE HELL DON'T THEY ALL? OMG IT IS SO MUCH EASIER. I shouldn't have to do yoga to get dressed in the morning!!

Game of Thrones

Jenny: I love Tyrion Lannister. He is the shit, for lack of a better phrase.

Mel: I feel like everyone else is acting within the time period, and he's the one guy who's just like "Pfft, whatever bro, bring on the booze and whores!"

The Wine Cries

Jenny: I got the wine cries tonight. It's definitely a thing....I don't know why, but it totally creeps up on you and all of a sudden you're like hysterical and all, "I HATE ALL MY SHOES!"