Intellectual Television

Mel: Boo-Boo marathon!! I'm prepared to lose brain cells and enjoy every minute of it!

Jenny: YES.

Mel: The mother just used the word "etiquetty." As in, "no one can be etiquetty all the time."

Jenny: Is that the one where Pumpkin and Alana take etiquette class? That poor lady. I love when she's leaving and is practically running to her car and goes, "Do I have my keys?"
Mel: "Fuck, I don't wanna go back! I'll just hotwire my car."

Winter is Coming

Mel: I'm so glad you're into Game of Thrones now. It opens up a whole new world of inside jokes.

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Jenny: I liked Jamie Lannister before I saw him fuck his sister

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Jenny: I've decided I really want a direwolf.

Mel: That'd be awesome!

Jenny: Right? They're so cute and loyal.

Mel: (And good at mauling)

Jenny: True that