Space, Man

Mel: Fun fact: out there, floating around in space, are clouds made of alcohol. Space beer clouds. Think about that.

Jenny: That's pretty dope. I 'd love to get my hands on a good beer cloud.

Baby Goat

Jenny: Told my cat I'm getting a baby goat...she was obviously pumped

Thorsday Thursday

Mel: H2 has a special about thor on right now...He's rocking a rather unfortunate headband.

Jenny: What??!  That's sad but awesome at the same time...why is h2 talking about Thor??

Mel: It's a show, clash of the gods. I was just watching about medusa, who was a little bitch to Athena who then said "fuck you" and turned her into a snake lady

Jenny: I wondered what her deal was w snake hair

Mel: This show clearly doesn't know what it's talking about, it's saying that Loki was Thor's servant...umm no he's his brother who is full of a lot of misplaced aggression and daddy issues

Jenny: Hahahaha uhh yeah! Duh! Everyone knows that

Taco Bell

Jenny: I guess I was more shocked but excited that a man who makes $400/hour enjoys taco bell lol

Camping

Mel: I'm playing "how long can I go without a bra?", camping edition.

Jenny: LOLLL omg love it...I'm guessing all weekend.

Mel: Jess just told me I have to put one on when we go out for dinner...slavedriver. lmao

There's One in Every Class

Jenny: Omg this old guy walked into class and goes, "So is Lancelot gonna get laid or what?" ...awkward.

Teaching Memoir

Mel: If I ever wrote a teaching memoir, it would be called "God Bless Post-It Notes" or maybe "Pick That Pencil Up or So Help Me"